The zombie apocalypse can’t get here fast enough. If I see another lazy, fully able bodied, fat person being motored slowly like a king or queen through the airport, blocking my path…..

In my sick minds eye I see those lazy good for nothing’s getting eaten straight away,  unable to move quickly on their own. Then as zombies, it will be pretty easy to walk at a semi brisk pace to outrun their fat zombie asses.  Win-win in my warped opinion.  

Funny the shit that you think about sitting in airports. 

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