The zombie apocalypse can’t get here fast enough. If I see another lazy, fully able bodied, fat person being motored slowly like a king or queen through the airport, blocking my path…..
In my sick minds eye I see those lazy good for nothing’s getting eaten straight away, unable to move quickly on their own. Then as zombies, it will be pretty easy to walk at a semi brisk pace to outrun their fat zombie asses. Win-win in my warped opinion.
Funny the shit that you think about sitting in airports.