Monthly Archives: August 2011

Why I hate Monday

Everyone hates Monday, well they do if they have a job or attend school or wish they has a job. People who don’t hate Monday don’t have a calendar. I hate Monday for those reasons and more, because it was … Continue reading

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Mr Perfect’s Earliest Memories

Sitting here with my iPhone, did I mention that I do all these posts from my iPhone?, I was pondering my earliest memories. Here are some… My dad standing on a kitchen chair in the cesspool under our kitchen in … Continue reading

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Yes Viginia, booze is the answer

Yes Virginia booze is the answer. If you are completely honest with yourself we all drink for a reason. Sometimes that reason is simply that you want to have fun and get drunk, sometimes it’s more complex. So you had … Continue reading

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When I became perfect

I think the first time I realized I had become mr perfect was when I read the short story called ‘the funhouse’ by Barth. I was in 6th grade and the story was about a kid who was too concerned … Continue reading

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Broken

I hit a pregnant lady doing 70 on US highway 280. Or so I thought after the glass and spinning stopped. I saw what looked like a pregnant woman laying in the road, big belly rising up from her supine … Continue reading

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Beautiful women

There are two types of beautiful women, those that know they are beautiful and those that do not. The latter are equally beautiful, but somewhere they stopped believing they were beautiful. I like both for different reasons, but that’s another … Continue reading

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…out of white trash

One day I had an old lady, who was once the mayor’s wife, tell me that I turned out ‘pretty good’ considering I was ‘out of white trash.’ I think that I was rendered speechless, it’s not that my family … Continue reading

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